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标题: [MCM经验]How to get a “Successful Participant'' in COMAP [打印本页]

作者: huashi3483    时间: 2007-11-8 14:10
标题: [MCM经验]How to get a “Successful Participant'' in COMAP

How to get a “Successful Participant”in COMAP
    

While attempts at humor have been made, what follows below represents actual mistakes made by previous EOU COMAP teams.




Don't Prepare
   

  1. Everyone can do anything anyway, so no need to assign roles ahead of time.

  2. You can spend seven or eight hours during the exam learning how to do 3D graphical representation of data, so no need to think about computers much before they exam.



Don't Worry
   

  1. COMAP's a good chance to catch up on that James Bond Film Festival you've always wanted to see.

  2. Geez, those guys on your team turned out to be idiots. Ignore them and do the project yourself.

  3. Pick the problem that ''sounds cool,'' or don't pick a problem that one of your teammates is an expert on.



Write a Crummy Paper
   

  1. Have large blocks of text.

  2. Don't put in figures.

  3. Have some misspellings, and (this is KEY) have sections called ``FOO''

  4. Don't answer the exact problem asked.

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作者: huashi3483    时间: 2007-11-8 14:11
有点搞笑,只适合新手阅读
作者: 694748218    时间: 2009-1-31 12:08
有点搞笑,hehe
作者: yangqilun    时间: 2009-1-31 18:51
楼主太有才了
作者: zyrlmy    时间: 2009-1-31 20:49
以前就有学长得Successful Participant,不知道的老师、同学都感叹“好厉害”,后来也入了这一行,才发现
作者: dhx    时间: 2009-1-31 21:25
呵呵 这都有
作者: aaamath123456    时间: 2009-2-4 15:47
有点滑稽了啊
作者: michelleoy    时间: 2009-2-4 16:05
这样就成功获得成功参赛奖了...
作者: mjf0202    时间: 2009-2-4 20:49
呵呵,不错的哈~
作者: xuye51020    时间: 2009-2-4 20:51
不错啊.......
作者: yangfeiairplane    时间: 2009-2-5 16:49
好幽默的,可是我们还是要朝更远大的目标奋斗




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